ONe bAd ApPLe
Ecological apple (experimental short) from Andreas Soderberg on Vimeo.
This year has been exceptionally well for Big June, and I realized one the main reasons is that I’ve subtracted the Rotten Apples from my life faster than a broken minus sign on a Texas Instrument calculator. In fact, if anyone even appears to be a destructive force I purge them from my system faster than a communion wafer mid stream down Nicole Richie’s Esophagus. Normally I go through a yearly contact list spring cleaning, but this year I started in January and just kept hacking away until the only people left were Setty Mac of Blacren, my Manager, and my dietitian (my dietitian doesn’t count, cause I never call).
Apparently, allowing even the smallest distraction from your goal can be as disastrous as the box office results for “G.I. Joe” the Movie (please believe I loved that movie). All it takes is One Bad Apple to spoil the whole bunch… and then your left with Apple Sauce… which is surprisingly tasty on pork chops (don’t ask me why I was raised in the Ghetto we ate stuff like that). What I’m trying to say is if anything in life is fit for death it’s Negativity. I think the best thing to do is to smoke out all Negative energy and smother it with a half full glass of resourceful ingenuity until the bad apples are on their last breath gasping for air like a 12 year bout with emphysema. who’s with me?
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